Sep 14, 2026
Jedd Fisch tried to make a statement at the end of his team's underwhelming performance and it almost bit him in the butt.
Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Aug 28, 2026
Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.
Aug 19, 2026
There's a clarity that comes from losses as embarrassing as the one Seattle just suffered in Milwaukee.
Aug 14, 2026
When it comes to players accused of crimes, justice doesn't have all that much to do with the decisions NFL teams make.
Aug 5, 2026
Seattle might very well be ready to welcome Alex Rodriguez back this weekend. I'm not, though, and I kinda hope others feel the same way.
seaspn
Jun 7, 2024
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6 min read
The Friday Free-for-all is a properly dystopian set-up for Washington's "rivalry" game..
Jun 5, 2024
5 min read
It's as true for their games as it is for their spending.
May 30, 2024
7 min read
Bill Walton was the best spokesman our conference ever had. Rest in peace, big man.
Personal
May 28, 2024
I was an unapologetic amateur when it came to talking into a microphone, and I wound up learning something that I'm just now beginning to put into my writing.
May 23, 2024
No one expects to celebrate as much as a Yankee fan expects to celebrate, and I almost envy that. Almost.
May 20, 2024
3 min read
Happy Thunder Elimination Day for all those who celebrate, which I do. Every. Single. Year. See you suckers.
May 17, 2024
2 min read
George Karl's beef with Nick Wright reminded me of the time a TV reporter was involved in a toy-store scuffle during the Sonics-Bulls series in '96. Seriously. That happened.
May 14, 2024
I'm just not sure how I feel about the size of endorsement deals being a news peg when it comes to college players like Great Osobor.
May 10, 2024
Turns out that I learned my way out of throwing an absolute fit about Seattle's continued struggles at the plate. Let me explain.
