Sep 23, 2026
Never trust a reporter with two last names and a feud with one of those moronic Paul brothers
Sep 21, 2026
The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.
Sep 17, 2026
I'm putting a microscope over the final 5 minutes of NFL games this season to get a better understanding of end-game strategy.
Sep 16, 2026
Plus, the ratings are in for the Seahawks' season-opener, reminding me of why I don't think anyone should care about TV ratings
Sep 14, 2026
Jedd Fisch tried to make a statement at the end of his team's underwhelming performance and it almost bit him in the butt.
Sep 10, 2026
Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.
Sep 8, 2026
As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.
Sep 1, 2026
I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?
Jan 5, 2024
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For 30 years now, my feelings have been tied to a football team in a way that is irrational and not altogether healthy. What's worse is I'm kind of proud of it.
Jan 2, 2024
7 min read
This Huskies team is utterly incapable of playing anything that could be described as a normal football game, and I absolutely love them for it.
Dec 29, 2023
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With Washington about to face its former coach (again), I'm recirculating the column I wrote last year about how any discussion of Steve Sarkisian makes me think of my sobriety.
Dec 28, 2023
I'm going to explain this for everyone from a 5-year-old all the way up to a pro-football sophisticate.
Dec 19, 2023
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Seattle's backup QB piloted the team's longest drive of the season to pull out a victory that was very necessary when it comes to playoff positioning.
Dec 14, 2023
Maybe a column full of poker-movie references can get Seattle's owner(s) to stop sitting on their wallets and give this team a freaking chance to get over the hump.
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The P is for 'Pretenders' this time though perhaps it should stand for 'Poor.' The Mariners are not 'Poor' but they sometimes pretend to be.
Dec 11, 2023
Remember when Pete Carroll's team could be counted on to summon up a season-changing win streak in December? Man, that was awesome wasn't it?
Dec 7, 2023
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We're giving him exactly what he's seeking, which is attention, and that flies in the face of the desire of the person who matters most in this situation: the woman he insulted.
