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Seattle's death grip

Sep 21, 2026

Seattle's death grip

The Dark Side's ability to choke out an opponent was on full display in the desert.

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The dangers of a desperate opponent

Sep 17, 2026

The dangers of a desperate opponent

I'm putting a microscope over the final 5 minutes of NFL games this season to get a better understanding of end-game strategy.

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The case for Seattle's defense

Sep 16, 2026

The case for Seattle's defense

Plus, the ratings are in for the Seahawks' season-opener, reminding me of why I don't think anyone should care about TV ratings

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When a coach gets in his feelings

Sep 14, 2026

When a coach gets in his feelings

Jedd Fisch tried to make a statement at the end of his team's underwhelming performance and it almost bit him in the butt.

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🚨 Maye Day, Maye Day 🚨

Sep 10, 2026

🚨 Maye Day, Maye Day 🚨

Do not taunt the End Zone of Destiny. Do not tempt fate in that particular corner of Seattle's stadium, either.

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At least look like you care

Sep 8, 2026

At least look like you care

As football season begins, Seattle's baseball team looks like it can't wait for the season to end.

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Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

Sep 1, 2026

Does Jason Myers pass the sniff test?

I have a theory that kickers are like milk: Once they've turned you've got to throw 'em out. So where do we stand with Jason Myers?

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A matter of balls and strikes

Aug 28, 2026

A matter of balls and strikes

Turns out that Anthropic's AI model can't hold a candle to me when it comes to knowing the Mariners' history of testicular injuries.

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The Seahawks take one in the shorts

Dec 1, 2023

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The Seahawks take one in the shorts

Seattle's offense played one of its best games of the season, but it's hard to see that as a bright side given the position the Seahawks are left in.

Often doubted yet undefeated: The 2023 Dawgs

Nov 30, 2023

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Often doubted yet undefeated: The 2023 Dawgs

A 12-0 Huskies team gets to play the "No one believes in us!" card. What a time to be alive!

A deep sigh over SI using AI
LockSimple

Nov 29, 2023

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A deep sigh over SI using AI

It's sad -- but not surprising -- given the loathsome toads that are currently in charge of the magazine that has been the gold standard for sports journalism.

Get better or die trying
LockSimple

Nov 28, 2023

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Get better or die trying

The Seahawks aren't entirely bad. They're just not particularly good, and as tempting as it may be to throw up your hands and declare them to be rubbish, that's not an answer, either.

Dubs up, O's down
LockSimple

Nov 21, 2023

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Dubs up, O's down

I'm not exactly hoping to see Oregon in Las Vegas for the conference championship, but I'm not afraid of that scenario, either. Let me explain.

Taking names, spreading blame
LockSimple

Nov 20, 2023

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Taking names, spreading blame

The Rams have four wins this season, and two are against the Seahawks so let's get under the hood and figure out why that is.

Boo this man Corrigan, and Colin, too
LockSimple

Nov 16, 2023

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Boo this man Corrigan, and Colin, too

A truly neck-and-neck contest to see which man's head is wedged farther up his own tailpipe.

You look like somebody I used to know
LockSimple

Nov 14, 2023

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You look like somebody I used to know

Russell Wilson has changed teams and head coaches (twice) only to wind up in a role that looks an awful lot like the one he had here in Seattle.

Strange case of Dr. Geno and Mr. Smith
LockSimple

Nov 13, 2023

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Strange case of Dr. Geno and Mr. Smith

The precision of Seattle's game-winning drive on Sunday stood in stark contrast the self-induced debacle that ended the second quarter.

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DANNY O’NEIL

A veteran sports journalist and accidental radio host, I show founders, entrepreneurs and aspiring executives how to connect with an audience, building their personal brands and creating awareness of their expertise.

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